5 Weird Things About Men and Sex

Posted: Tue Nov 22 08:23

There are some surprising men’s explanations of the influence testosterone has on their genitals. I believe them. (After all, someone had to think up all the jokes). Here are some of their more common observations:

1. MEN MENTALLY VOTE ON YOUR BONKABILITY
When a woman walks into a meeting, every man in the room mentally assesses whether he would fuck her or not. Not only that – but there is also a kind of mental ‘sub-text’ going on, and every male in attendance knows each others’ verdict. So, completely unknown to every woman (not just the pretty ones) who walks into a room full of men - a group vote is taken on her fuckability. All without uttering a single word (or even exchanging glances).

2. MEN ASSESS A CROWDED ROOM IN SECONDS
When our average Jo walks into a pub, he scans the room and mentally picks out his threats, his safe places, who is the most popular and who would be worth chatting up. All in about five seconds.

3. MEN RATE EVERY WOMAN THEY SEE
Women have known for centuries that men perve at them, yet we are shocked when we learn our doting mate is actually mentally assessing the bonkitude of not just you but every woman he ever sees. (Show me a lifelong mentally monogamous man and I’ll show you a pig with wings.)

4. MEN IN COMAS STILL GET ERECTIONS
Men in comas in the hsopital will still get erections in the morning. Any nurse will tell you that.

5. SEX IS SEX
There is a cliche that women have sex for love and men love to have sex. Unfortunately, it's mostly true. Whether we like it or not, men have sex on the brain and it is often only about “getting my end wet” (as several have pointed out). For some men, sex is just about pressure relief - NOT intimacy.

Women have confused sex with love. We confuse sex – which is an action for men – with love – which is a feeling for men. We have done the apples-and-oranges-thing.

6. MEN STILL LOVE US IF THEY CHEAT
If they cheat on us, it doesn’t mean men don’t love us. In fact, it probably just means they weren’t getting enough. Over 90% of men who cheat say they still love their wives - is a skank at the pub really worth making him pack his bags and end the marriage?


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Posted by: Kylie

It doesnt make it okay.

Posted by: prefer not to say who i am

what if your in a relationship and you give him everything he wants sexually and its negociated sex you go out with him whenever its possible have sex with who ever but yet until the next time you go out he is always tired and making excuses not to have sex with you ut yet you dress up for him watch porn with him and anything he wants inbetween time but when it comes to him ejeculating with me most of the time he doesnt but with other women he always does he never asks me what i want sexually its always about his needs and mine have never mattered it hurts.

Holly - I have been there! It's horrible and the very reason why I changed my philosophy to negotiated FIDELITY. Any 'extras' must be just that - you should always come FIRST.

Posted by: Bo

Leave him

Holly - Some things are worth fixing :)

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Holly - thanks, Carla!

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