Why Sex Workers Save Marriages

Posted: Sat Jul 23 11:42

1. RENTALS MUST ALWAYS BE RETURNED
We can’t steal things we rent. Can you really imagine your husband risking his wife, his children, his mortgage and even his superannuation for someone who works in a brothel and gives good head?

2. BLUE BALLS ARENT TOYS
If you’re ‘not in the mood’ for an extended period, denying blue balls exist is not going to prevent him cheating on you. Even if he does manage to stay monogamous, do you think he’s really happy? Would you deny him other biological needs like food and water?

3. SEXUAL 'TRADES' ARENT CHEAP
Consider loosening the reins a bit. A monthly ‘treat’ with a sex worker might give you the upper hand in the pathetically grateful department, plus win you that expensive handbag you’ve been lusting after.

4. RISK MANAGEMENT ALSO APPLIES TO FIDELITY
Every couple must determine their unique rules and discuss alternatives if one is ‘not in the mood’. Love is meeting needs –  not controlling urges.

Negotiating your fidelity establishes a win–win set of boundaries designed to prevent cheating and/or attachments forming. Sex workers are all about paperwork and nothing about intimacy. Is our esteem truly so low as to think he’s going to leave his soul mate for someone who charges extra for kissing?

Renting a sex worker will merely scratch an itch – risking an affair will stab your family.


Comments

Posted by: Federico

You are very wise...

Posted by: Jackie on Sun Jan 29 15:15

Interestingly when I put this to my leopard, he had no 'horn' for sex workers. It disgusted me. I'd call it another moment when the leopard started to show his spots.

Holly - how unusual! I often wish I had enough $ to buy my partners as many sex workers as they like - that way it's always safe sex and there is no fear of them meeting a potential bunny boiler!

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